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Nov 2026

Flavor Town Esports Enters WoW: Forever

World rank pending. Tryouts are open.

This season

Meet the Front Office

Flavor Town Esports is fully staffed.

A man in a floral shirt and mirrored sunglasses with a cigar
Board of Directors
A man with a mustache, sweatband, safety glasses and fingerless gloves points at the camera
Head of Performance
A tattooed man irons the Flavortown jersey
Kit Manager
A man in a hard hat with the Flavortown crest gives a thumbs up
Arena Construction
A man with his hood cinched around a bald head holds up a glass of water
Head of Hydration
A shirtless man in a cap and mirrored sunglasses by a pool, under palm trees
Recovery Staff

Conclave

Habemus Aarven

Warlock and Druid.

Aarven in a white and gold mitre
Ragnaros rises out of the lava in Molten Core. The caption reads TOO SOON.World 2 by 2.0 DPS

Feb 8, 2022

US Rank 1 Mage, Ragnaros

Mageulook hit Ragnaros for 488.5 DPS, the highest parse by any Mage in the United States for that phase of Season of Mastery, 14.6 clear of second.

World Rank 2. Qv of Dreadnaught EU posted 490.5 the next day. For about 19 hours, nobody on that board had beaten it.

A dictator at a desk. The caption reads: Right to jail, right away.TF killed 8 people

Mar 10, 2022

Statement on the Onyxia Incident

The log is titled "Flavor Town Ony when TF killed 8 people." It was eight.

Onyxia

Ongoing

Statement on the Zink Chair

Exhibits A and B.

A cartoon gaming chair with ZINK THE STINK on the headrest, surrounded by pizza and chip bags
Exhibit A
A real, heavily stained office chair
Exhibit B
A cat stares into the camera. The caption reads BRUH.

Jul 26, 2022

Flavor Town Clears 9 of 7 Bosses

Warcraft Logs prints 9/7 in Blackwing Lair and 9/6 in Temple of Ahn'Qiraj.

Its Blackwing Lair list has nine lines: Ebonroc and Flamegor each get one, then share a third.

Warcraft Logs reading 9/7 Normal, World 71, Region 16, Realm 10

Race week

Aerial Survey of the Front Office

Findings attached.

Two men in lawn chairs photographed from above, showing two bald spots
Sotel and Biscuit grinning at the camera
Bender in sunglasses and a camouflage cap
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Today

Full Transcript of Today's Press Conference

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SpongeBob gets up from his chair. The caption reads IGHT IMMA HEAD OUT.brb cutting my grass

Jun 28, 2022

brb cutting my grass

The official log for June 28, 2022.

A round cartoonish head tips a black fedora.Gz on AtieshAug 23, 2022

Aug 23, 2022

Gz Bates

Atiesh, Greatstaff of the Guardian. Logs that night: "gz on atiesh" and "Quick Atiesh Adventure (Gz Bates)."

May 24, 2022

bisquieeless

The official log for May 24, 2022. The raid went ahead.

Apr 21, 2022

lord and savior guy fieri

The official log for April 21, 2022. Fan art. Not affiliated, not endorsed, not told.

Fan art of a heavyset armored warrior with spiky white hair and a goatee
Fan art.

Every night

Performance Nutrition

Deep-fried for the raid.

A plate of steak, potatoes and green beans
Monday
A seared steak and a pile of mashed potatoes
Tuesday
A plate of chicken and pasta under a drift of parmesan
Wednesday
A plate of ribs, macaroni and broccoli
Thursday
A plate of chicken parmesan, spaghetti and garlic bread
Friday
A box of a grocery store dinner kit
Raid night
A pyramid of beer cans in a dark room
World buffs
The Dude from The Big Lebowski, hands behind his head. The caption reads: Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.World >10000

Fiscal 2023

World >10000

Flavor Town GDKP, 3/12 Heroic in Icecrown Citadel. Warcraft Logs stops printing a number down here.

May 5, 2022

Flavor Town Esports Opens Asia Office

On May 3 and May 5, 2022, the logs were filed in Chinese: 风味爆炸, Flavor Explosion, and 左宗棠残羹剩饭, General Tso's Leftovers.

Squidward watches SpongeBob and Patrick through his blinds.Eight Flavor TownsNone of them us

Oct 2026

Retail Division Update

Warcraft Logs lists eight guilds named Flavor Town on Retail. None of them are us.

Official Partners

Every one is a real combat log title from 2022. None of them have been told.